I'm really into asian looking animals
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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