she looked like the before picture.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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