So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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