Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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