I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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