singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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