so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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