Don't you send me to vm
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
