There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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