google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
A bitchslap is in order.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
