Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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