if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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