If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
