Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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