I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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