need another drink. this is the easiest way
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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