i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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