HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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