i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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