my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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