I love black thongs
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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