I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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