yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
40s are totally the cure
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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