While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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