So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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