I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I still have a little drunk in my system
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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