Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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