Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
