this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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