So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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