The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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