i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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