You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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