I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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