Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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