soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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