mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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