you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
