just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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