Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Randomize
