so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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