Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
COCAINE IS GR8
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