Duck Duck Cougar?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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