My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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