Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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