Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
where am i from again
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
