I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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