1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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