Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
