these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm at about main and main street
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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