I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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