your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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