Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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