She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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