i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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